Presenting...a book like no other...

A book like no other...you bet! I wonder if it's filled with his favourite quotes:

Update:
Upon succesful return of our astronut, the great Semi Value duly announced...
"saya syukur angkasawan kita setelah meninggal dunia 10 hari, kini selamat dikebumi"

1. Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"


2. The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said: "Kemaluan saya besar"


3. On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada" - I remember a tuition teacher telling me this one...and how the class had a good laugh LOL!
   


4. Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"


5. Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"


6. During the water shortage crisis : "Semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"


7. During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."


8. During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")


9. At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"


10. Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"
    

I took the above list from an email that has been circulating around. While I have not checked its authenticity, I have certainly heard some of them either on the news or from others trying to impersonate him ;p